Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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