Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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