Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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