"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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