Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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