You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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