I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm sobbing to NWA
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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