I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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