We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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