Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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