found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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