If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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