Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just threw up on my dentist
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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