I can tuck mytits in my pants
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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