Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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