I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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