Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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