I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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