these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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