do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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