So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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