have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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