Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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