Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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