around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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