Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ok first of all what the fuck
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
