physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
try to milk me bitch
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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