My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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