They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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