we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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