Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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