Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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