"it" just moved
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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