it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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