So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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