Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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