im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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