Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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