Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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