Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize
