would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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