help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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