So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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