and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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