people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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