i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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