I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
