Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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