If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My ass is underappreciated
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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