the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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