walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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