Dual....:-)
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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