So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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