Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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