They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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