You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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