Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
