I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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