Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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